The thing about a new team that really makes me sweat

Is learning all my teammates’ names so I won’t forget.

There’s Freddy, Arthur, Carlos, Chris, Greg and Gil and Ben,

Then that guy I get mixed up–Kelly? maybe Ken?

There’s Julio and Rafael, Steve, Luis, and Rett,

There’s Edgar, Mike and Mark and Matt, and the funny Bret.

Ryan, Aaron, Ryan, Aaron, Ryan, Willie, Dan,

Shigetoshi, Kazuhiro, Ichiro–Japan!

Joel and J.J., John and John, Jamie and Jamal,

Just Jeff and Jeff and Jeff are left. There, I think that’s all!