Minnesota Twins

The source of my fantasy ire:

Rogers (or Lohse?) and Cuddyer.

For Santana got shafted,

And Kielty I drafted;

I wish I could just Gardenfire.

Chicago White Sox

If Thomas can stop being surly

And Colon can win 20 with Buehrle

And if (let’s be greedy)

There’s a breakout from Crede,

The Sox year won’t end prematurely.

Cleveland Indians

Add talent, a new generation,

To a veteran hitting foundation

Of Burks and Vizquel–

Oh, wait! What’s that smell?

The stench of the starting rotation!

Kansas City Royals

I don’t want to sound like a meanie

But Beltran, Ibanez and Sweeney

Could make more dramatics

For baseball fanatics

By escaping this team, like Houdini.

Detroit Tigers

Did anyone tell Alan Trammell

His Tigers resemble a mammal

That is less like a cat

And is more something that

Will take some big lumps, like a camel?