NL West Preview
While 2001 was quite thrilling
Last year was not so fulfilling.
Add Dessens’ acquisition
To Kim’s new transition:
The coalition of the Randy and Schilling.
San Francisco Giants
With wintertime’s painful lament,
Some Giants have packed up their tent.
Durham, Cruz and Grissom
Will help fans not miss ’em;
Alfonzo will proxy for Kent.
Los Angeles Dodgers
Their arms will be really on track
If Dreifort and Brown can come back.
Though they rise from the rubble,
Pitching’s not LA’s trouble,
It’s their feeble offensive attack.
Dan O’Dowd should be admired
For the players that he just acquired.
He was once too aggressive
But this winter’s impressive:
The Hampton dump was Justin Speiered.
San Diego Padres
Since Nevin and Hoffman got sore,
They’ll focus on 2004.
Perez, Peavy, Eaton,
And Lawrence will sweeten
Petco Park: need I say more?