Parodying Paul Simon, when Baseball Prospectus goes pro
by Score Bard
2003-03-01 12:00

The problem has hit me mostly economically

What is a Nickle worth, and what about Penny?

My favorite web site now no longer will be free

I must pay forty bucks to read my BP.

I asked, “Is 40 bucks a price that is so wise?”

The answer is easy if you care to analyze

That is the price where revenues will maximize

I must pay forty bucks to read my BP.

Forty bucks to read my BP.

That’s what it Costas, Bob.

It’s not too Deer, Rob.

Fork up the Cash, Norm.

And stay informed.

Just pay the Money, Don.

Give up the Green, Shawn.

Let’s take a Gamble, Lee.

And buy BP.

You said, “Ben Grieve news is hardly worth two cents,”

Is this the best way to spend my Schillings, Pounds, and Pence?”

I said, “I understand that, but just think of their expense.”

You said, “Why don’t we just wait ’til we have got a clue?

We can decide sometime after next month’s sneak preview.”

I thought about it and realized that’s the thing to do

Before paying forty bucks to read my BP.

Forty bucks to read my BP.

That’s what it Costas, Bob.

It’s not too Deer, Rob.

Fork up the Cash, Norm.

And stay informed.

Just pay the Money, Don.

Give up the Green, Shawn.

Let’s take a Gamble, Lee.

And buy BP.

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