We fight Iraq so they won’t get

A nuclear reactor.

In Cooperstown, a bigger threat

Is Nuke LaLoosh, the actor.

Someone tell the Hall of Fame

That if you take a stance

Don’t find Americans to blame;

That’s why we have France.

Or, do a dance:

• The Petroskey Polka (low bandwidth) (try this first, 235K, mp3)
• The Petroskey Polka (high bandwidth) (626K, mp3)