Curt Schilling wins!

Lou Piniella’s dislike for Modern Architecture is clearly a huge weakness. With my purple forcefield, I could easily kick his ass, too.

In fact, I’m the most kick-ass guy on all of baseballtoaster.com. Well, me and Mike Carminati. Mike, like me, is a giant robot. His computerized brain (presumably the size of a planet) can cause me a slight problem, but I have far superior strength. Plus, Mike is too busy being depressed about the fact that he’s about to be famous.

Otherwise, I can pound the other guys fairly easily. These guys might win once in a while against me:

• Alex Belth is a Human-Sized Bee that was Created by a Radioactive Accident, and controls Human Thought. His agility is superior, but his strength and intelligence dwarf mine.
• Score Bard also has better agility, but otherwise, he’s just a stupid ape.
• Will Carroll (a flying plant) can match my agility, but that’s it.

The rest of ’em just get smacked around, all the time:

• Alex Ciepley is Giant Blob that breathes Fire, Hovers Eerily, and has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze. No hope against me.
• Cliff Corcoran is a Giant Ant that emits Ultrasonic Screams. And gets stomped on by Giant Robots.
• Derek Smart is quite similar to Lou Piniella, except that he seems to dislike cars instead of modern architecture.
• Jon Weisman? What’s the use of having webbed feet if you dissolve in water? No chance.
• Scott Long is easily confused and susceptible to electrical damage ‘Nuf said.