And your new Heavyweight Champions of baseball: the Oakland Athletics!

The A’s hit diddly squat off of David Bush for seven innings, but delivered a knockout punch to reliever Jason Frasor, scoring four times in the eighth inning with a few clutch hits (at last!), and taking the champions belt away from the Toronto Blue Jays, 6-3.

We are the greatest! We’re pretty! We’re a baaaad team!

I’d stay and chat more about some of the good performances, like Joe Blanton’s, but I’m gonna go eat instead. I suddenly have a craving for a grilled hamburger…