I just finished watching Eric Byrnes and Barry Zito on ESPN’s version of The Newlywed Game, Teammates.

Teammates is just horribly painful to watch. The Newlywed Game wasn’t so great, either, but at least it had the whole sexual innuendo thing going for it. You weren’t allowed to come out and say what you mean, if you know what I mean, and that was half the fun.

Now that I think of it, maybe Teammates really is a great show, too, but I forgot to watch it with my my gaydar turned on. Perhaps I need to give it a second glance, if you know what I mean.

Otherwise, the most interesting part was when Zito guessed correctly that Byrnes would say his favorite to thing to watch on TV other than SportsCenter was Fox News. Did Byrnes know that he just excommunicated himself from not only Athletics Nation, but the entire Kososphere? Blasphemy!