You are hereby banned from making any jokes, any sarcastic, cynical or snide remarks, or any other form of wise-guy commentary regarding the “Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim”.

Reason: “Baseball Tonight By L’Oreal Men’s Expert.”

Perhaps we should start looking for a sponsor for Baseball Toaster. We’d need something that would be as big a mouthful as possible. Maybe something like “Baseball Toaster Presented by Fuji Tsuushinki Seizou Kabushikigaisha”.