Gallery Of Elimination
2005-09-28 1:00
For Immediate Release
(Alameda, CA. Issued via: Toaster Public Relations Agencies, LLC.)
(Alameda, CA. Issued via: Toaster Public Relations Agencies, LLC.)
The K.M. Arneson Gallery, the world’s largest and most comprehensive collection devoted to the paintings of the leader of the Toasterrealists, is proud to announce it has become even larger and more comprehensive, with the acquisition of the “Elimination Day: 2005” series of paintings, purchased from a private collector for ß1,500,000,000.
The “Elimination Day: 2005” collection includes such revered works such as:
Bloop Falls In
Kotsay Runs Out Of Room
Harden Auf Pen
Hope, Or, What Might Have Been
Injury To Insult
The Final Swing
Dance of the Angels
The K.M. Arneson Gallery is proud to add these magnificent and revered works of art to its collection, and is looking forward to exhibiting them in the near future.
1. Good stuff, Ken. Remind me to ask you how you did it some time.
2. The style, at least in some cases, reminds me of Millard Sheets a little bit.
3. I have to say, I'd much rather see the A's in the playoffs than the Angels. Bummer.
4. I agree with Schteeve. Besides Vlad, the Angels bore me to death. Sorry, Ken; at least the A's claimed the "Heavyweight of the Year" title. I'm stuck following my pathetic Royals play out the string.
5. My condolences, sir. I was hoping to see the A's pull it off.
Of course, since I was pulling for Oakland, and given my track record with teams I've rooted for in the past, perhaps I owe you apologies as well.
6. The A's had a far better season than anyone had a right to predict. They should be as proud of this one as any in the past five years. Like the Braves, the A's seem to be able to rebuild without hardly losing a step. I like the Angels (they're a lot of things, but boring isn't one of them), but I admire the A's tremendously.
My suggestion, for what it's worth: Move the team to Sacramento, build a D-backs style retractable dome stadium, and finally get the fanatical fan support the team deserves.