You put your Macha in. You put your Macha out. You put your Macha in, and you shake it all about.

And here I thought this offseason was going to be boring. It’s been hilarious! A laugh a minute! Orel Hershiser? Larry Bowa? And now this?

Whee!

I’m not personally Machtose intolerant, so I don’t have any problem swallowing this weird turn of events. I don’t think Macha bothers me more than any other manager would. But let us all say a prayer for poor Zachary. May he survive this horrible shock to his system.