Offseason Anagram Wrap: Mariners
2006-02-21 20:56
Navy haze all in my brain.
Lately things don’t seem the same.
Losin’ strangely, don’t know why…
Hold on, hold on…we got some Degraded Audio around here. It sounds Oh, Oh-So-Sonic. The output is muffled. That electric guitar sounds like a Leg Chime. Enough of them Yucky Baritone Tunes. It Nixes Heroics. We need a change, a Mime Ear Joy. Somebody Cram Vocals Ajar! Let Chillness Ring!
Navy Haze all around.
Don’t know if I’m comin’ up or down.
Am I happy with this Altered Brain?
Irksome me, set this Ruin Ablaze.
Navy haze, it’s painful, baby
Something happening, a Clever Treat, maybe?
Ladies and Gentlemen: Jimi John Jake, A Zen Elf Hendrix.
Maybe Navy now can blow my mind.
‘Scuse Me, while I kiss these guys.
40-man roster:
| Pitchers | B/T | Ht | Wt | DOB | |
| 36 | A Barnyard Zoom | R/R | 6-2 | 200 | 07/11/84 |
| 59 | A Zen Elf Hendrix | R/R | 6-3 | 170 | 04/08/86 |
| 48 | Avery Stickball | L/L | 6-3 | 200 | 11/04/82 |
| 56 | Brash Juror Dawn | L/L | 6-1 | 195 | 08/13/74 |
| 66 | Cram Vocals Ajar | R/R | 6-4 | 175 | 08/19/84 |
| 18 | Degraded Audio | R/L | 6-0 | 205 | 10/02/70 |
| 52 | Here Go Grillers | L/L | 6-0 | 220 | 04/19/77 |
| 55 | Leg Chime | R/R | 6-3 | 215 | 09/08/78 |
| 37 | Locate Netting | R/R | 6-3 | 225 | 10/25/80 |
| 61 | Loving Snobby Bit | L/L | 6-3 | 195 | 09/03/82 |
| 50 | Mime Ear Joy | L/L | 6-0 | 180 | 11/18/62 |
| 68 | Miniature Fool | R/R | 6-3 | 170 | 06/06/84 |
| 26 | Nuzzles Goalie | L/L | 6-0 | 190 | 02/27/83 |
| 38 | Oil Iron Jeep | R/R | 6-1 | 200 | 09/25/78 |
| 40 | Omit A Joule | R/R | 6-0 | 220 | 08/02/77 |
| 33 | Pets For Jeeps | R/R | 6-6 | 220 | 07/10/80 |
| 20 | P.J. Jutz | R/R | 6-5 | 245 | 02/22/77 |
| 67 | Rezone Erect | R/R | 6-4 | 180 | 12/09/82 |
| 63 | Same Zinc Jeer | L/L | 5-11 | 180 | 11/12/84 |
| 49 | Saw Do Joke | L/L | 6-1 | 190 | 09/03/81 |
| 39 | Saloon Airfare | R/R | 6-1 | 220 | 12/19/79 |
| 53 | Tot Rant Month | L/L | 6-6 | 230 | 09/15/76 |
| Catchers | B/T | Ht | Wt | DOB | |
| 2 | Jimi John Jake | R/R | 6-0 | 200 | 06/08/76 |
| 30 | Rear Envier | R/R | 5-10 | 190 | 07/31/83 |
| Infielders | B/T | Ht | Wt | DOB | |
| 29 | Altered Brain | R/R | 5-11 | 220 | 04/07/79 |
| 4 | Eel Zoo PJs | R/R | 6-2 | 200 | 11/24/83 |
| 12 | Irksome Me | R/R | 6-4 | 220 | 03/22/82 |
| 44 | Nixes Heroics | R/R | 6-8 | 235 | 12/29/74 |
| 17 | Savor A Loanword | S/R | 6-0 | 155 | 10/02/84 |
| 16 | Will Omits Oblique | R/R | 5-11 | 185 | 11/27/77 |
| 3 | Yucky Baritone Tunes | R/R | 5-10 | 190 | 01/31/82 |
| Outfielders | B/T | Ht | Wt | DOB | |
| 32 | Chillness Ring | L/L | 5-10 | 205 | 12/03/81 |
| — | Clever Treat | S/R | 6-0 | 215 | 06/03/71 |
| 7 | Jeer Remedy | L/L | 6-0 | 195 | 06/15/81 |
| 54 | Oh-Oh, So Sonic | L/L | 5-11 | 180 | 07/13/82 |
| 51 | Oui, Ski Zurich | L/R | 5-9 | 170 | 10/22/73 |
| 28 | Ruin Ablaze | L/R | 6-2 | 220 | 06/02/72 |
| 69 | T.B. John | R/R | 6-5 | 205 | 01/17/80 |
| 62 | Timid New Ballerina | R/R | 6-2 | 180 | 07/02/84 |
| — | Want To Malt | L/R | 5-10 | 190 | 11/30/71 |
1. heh, way to hide their new DH.
I think Ibanez's anagram is all too appropriate also...and the DT crew will love the one about the 3B who left the LAD for Seattle...
Fun stuff!
2. Is there a harder name to make an anagram out of than J.J. Putz?
3. No. I almost left it as J.J. Putz. It is thoroughly unanagramable.
4. If you're going with a music them, why not TRY A BLACK ELVIS?
5. Chillness...the guys over at USSMariner are salivating right now.