1.  The only way they'll get me to get out of my tank is to pull my lifeless body through the hatch.

2.  Bastards!

3.  I think you're misinterpreting that sign. It actually marks a zone where red diagonal lines are in danger of being run over by tanks.

4.  When you think about it, this would be a very low-cost method for repelling invading armies. "Can't you see the sign, Mr. Would-Be Conqueror? This is a no-tank zone. I suggest you go park your tank at our border and tough it out on foot."

We have so much to learn from the Danes.

5.  I can so see that sign at the Fulda Gap.

http://tinyurl.com/engnt

6.  Wait 'til you get to the tollbooth.

"Somebody go back to town and get a load of dimes!"

7.  turnstiles is right. the tank isn't crossed out; it's on top of the red line.

8.  Frankly, I'm more depressed by what appears to be a pencil in the gutter next to the sign. Somewhere, a tiny Danish child goes to school unprepared.

9.  8 I have examined the item in question with a more detailed version of the picture, and it is clearly not a pencil. The item is not straight, and is thus more likely a small piece of yellow rope or something of that nature.

Somewhere, a young Danish boy scout goes unprepared.

10.  If forced to guess, I suspect the somewhere is Denmark.

11.  When you get to Germany, just mind the Hinklesteins!

12.  This town that I lived in until about 2 weeks before this happened:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Central/06/05/bulldozer.rampage/

Needs that sign. Unless self-made tanks don't really count.

13.  That sign doesn't refer to the Danish national soccer team's performance in international games?