Six Word Stories
by Score Bard
2006-10-25 10:09

The six-word-story meme is making its way across the web. Let’s play with it.

Paint a baseball image with six words. I’ll start.

Zito curve. Palmeiro frozen. Inning over.

Your turn.

Comments: 70
1.   Score Bard
2006-10-25 10:32

1.  Cold drizzle; mud clings to cleats.

2.   Score Bard
2006-10-25 10:35

2.  Marichal's shoe points out a cloud.

3.   Sliced Bread
2006-10-25 10:43

3.  Beltran caught looking. Game. Set. Season.

4.   kylepetterson
2006-10-25 10:50

4.  mmmmmmm.... baseball. kill flanders kill flanders

5.   Shaun P
2006-10-25 11:07

5.  It ain't over 'til it's over.

(All credit to one Lawrence Peter Berra.)

6.   standuptriple
2006-10-25 11:09

6.  Carpenter uses tools. Cages the Tigers.

7.   unmoderated
2006-10-25 11:16

7.  i don't understand the rules.

8.   Sliced Bread
2006-10-25 11:21

8.  Leyland and LaRussa. Laverne and Surly.

9.   Score Bard
2006-10-25 11:23

9.  unmoderated, that is only five words.

Use six words to paint something.

It's kind of like a haiku.

We want to see a picture.

Make a scene come to life.

Draw a simple, clear, vivid image.

Make something beautiful because it's beautiful.

10.   unmoderated
2006-10-25 11:25

10.  i tried to make a joke.

hey, that was six words. hooray!

11.   Sliced Bread
2006-10-25 11:28

11.  Curved and straight, the pitcher's blade.

12.   Sliced Bread
2006-10-25 11:37

12.  So close, yet so foul. Ugh!

13.   Chyll Will
2006-10-25 11:38

13.  Alex Rodriguez gets blamed for everything.

14.   kylepetterson
2006-10-25 11:40

14.  A-Rod's meme's only have 5 words.

Big Papi's meme's all have 8.

15.   Chyll Will
2006-10-25 11:44

15.  "Karim Garcia? Who is Karim Garcia?"

16.   Chyll Will
2006-10-25 11:54

16.  At the wall, he leaps... He Gone!

17.   Chyll Will
2006-10-25 11:55

17.  16 oops...

18.   Chyll Will
2006-10-25 11:55

18.  He's at the wall... He Gone!

19.   kylepetterson
2006-10-25 11:56

19.  16 17
Chyll Will attempts meme. Fails miserably.

20.   Chyll Will
2006-10-25 11:59

20.  19 That's just the Mystique of Meme...

21.   De Ruijter
2006-10-25 12:01

21.  Number 1/8. One walk. Career over.

22.   kylepetterson
2006-10-25 12:05

22.  20
Funny. I thought that was me....

23.   Daniel Zappala
2006-10-25 12:32

23.  What?
We...
A-Rod...
Jeter...
Rivera...
Crap!

24.   Sliced Bread
2006-10-25 12:56

24.  A Luis Gonzalez bloop. Dynasty over.

25.   Chyll Will
2006-10-25 13:01

25.  Thanks for saving the game, Sliced!

26.   kylepetterson
2006-10-25 13:05

26.  24
I liked The A-Team better anyways...

27.   Sliced Bread
2006-10-25 13:09

27.  Bucky goes deep! New England weeps.

28.   kylepetterson
2006-10-25 13:15

28.  Who irons their hat? honestly! who?

29.   Sliced Bread
2006-10-25 13:26

29.  Bigger than his game, Sal's 'stache.

30.   Humma Kavula
2006-10-25 13:41

30.  Smudge or no, Kenny Rogers deals.

31.   Cliff Corcoran
2006-10-25 14:02

31.  Bud, Don save baseball? Go figure.

32.   Cliff Corcoran
2006-10-25 14:03

32.  This is just like headline writing.

33.   Cliff Corcoran
2006-10-25 14:03

33.  THESE STORIES SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS

34.   Score Bard
2006-10-25 14:16

34.  We want captions, not headlines, people!

35.   Mark
2006-10-25 14:17

35.  Gets through Buckner! Here comes Knight...

36.   Linkmeister
2006-10-25 14:37

36.  Six to four to three. Yippee!

37.   kylepetterson
2006-10-25 14:47

37.  I mean, HONESTLY! Irons his HAT!!!

38.   Philip Michaels
2006-10-25 14:55

38.  Thirty teams try. One team succeeds.

39.   Philip Michaels
2006-10-25 15:03

39.  Scorned and neutered, Macha went away.

40.   das411
2006-10-25 16:59

40.  THREE-RUN HOME RUN JOE CARTER...

41.   Peter
2006-10-25 18:35

41.  Is the gyroball real? Commence bidding!

42.   scareduck
2006-10-25 20:03

42.  Deus Ditat, but fasten your seatbelt.

43.   deadteddy8
2006-10-25 21:54

43.  Everyday pain. My slider was nasty.

--David

44.   Comrade Al
2006-10-26 13:04

44.  McGwire breaks record. Maris rolls over.

45.   screwballin
2006-10-26 13:05

45.  Neutered? He needs a new agent.

46.   Shotupthemiddle
2006-10-26 14:09

46.  Mantle was better than Mays. Discuss.

47.   graciebarn
2006-10-26 14:33

47.  Not much can make chess look speedy.

(Sorry...I just love chess allegories.)

48.   Im So Blue
2006-10-26 15:05

48.  Kent, Drew, Martin, Anderson...then Nomar!

49.   Ravenscar
2006-10-26 15:55

49.  Sister: Mets. Father: Tigers. Dad wins.

50.   brooks19
2006-10-26 17:45

50.  Bonds sticks needle...splash,splash,splash

51.   T J
2006-10-26 19:46

51.  Eighth inning. Bartman. Gonzalez. Cubs lose.

52.   dianagramr
2006-10-26 21:41

52.  Go the distance. Ease his pain.

53.   dianagramr
2006-10-26 21:43

53.  Baseball been berry good to me.

54.   Orly Yarly NoWai
2006-10-26 22:05

54.  From the college realms:

At the plate, Harold Baines Junior.

55.   Orly Yarly NoWai
2006-10-26 22:07

55.  Carlos, meet Mike. Mike, Carlos. Enjoy.

56.   Orly Yarly NoWai
2006-10-26 22:09

56.  Mel Allen: "How often it is..."

57.   Orly Yarly NoWai
2006-10-26 22:12

57.  Don't play with fire, Ugeth Urbina!

58.   Orly Yarly NoWai
2006-10-26 22:13

58.  Pujols crushes ball, Astros, Lidge's career.

59.   BruceR
2006-10-26 22:42

59.  "In the year of the improbable..."

60.   BruceR
2006-10-26 22:42

60.  "...Don't believe what I just saw"

61.   dianagramr
2006-10-27 10:20

61.  A-Rod, Jeter dugout donnybrook. A-Rod gone.

62.   graciebarn
2006-10-27 12:48

62.  "The art of fiction is dead."

(All credit should go to Red Smith.)

63.   tjshere
2006-10-27 17:48

63.  Kent out at home. Drew, too.

64.   dianagramr
2006-10-28 08:36

64.  63

winner ... we have a winner!

65.   Comrade Al
2006-10-30 08:50

65.  Grounder to the mound. Oh no!

66.   CAPhil
2006-10-30 13:55

66.  Cubs Win! Cubs Win! Holy Cow!

thanks to the late Harry Caray (and yes they do, at least 50 times a year)

67.   Craig in MN
2006-10-31 16:55

67.  And we'll see you tomorrow night.....

68.   Comrade Al
2006-11-01 07:14

68.  ... at the wall, we are tied!

69.   yankz
2006-11-08 18:22

69.  Bored Yankee fans post many stories.

70.   yankz
2006-11-08 18:24

70.  Pavano injures brain thinking of story.

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