Please Fill In This Joke
2008-09-18 20:35
There’s something funny about these two consecutive pictures I took today, one minute apart. There’s a setup and a punchline, but I can’t figure out the middle.
So, three cops are sent to investigate a mischievous duck.
… (insert body of joke here) …
"Wow", said Jeff Baisley, "that’s the first hit I’ve ever had!"
1. ...but just as they get there the duck is knocked cold by a line drive.
2. Did someone say Cold Duck?
Ba Dum, Tishhhhhh!
3. That was no duck, that was my wife.
4. The duck would've gotten away but he was distracted by the quack of the bat.
5. "I picked a bad day to do my first hit of LSD. It seems like there's a huge duck lecturing me." said one Red Sox fan to another.
"Wow", said Jeff Baisley, "that's the first hit I've ever had (too)!"
6. Cops yell "duck!"
Baisley takes that moment to hit a line drive screamer.
7. or...Jeff Baisley is in the duck suit.
Meanwhile, the duck guy, wearing Baisley's uniform, gets a hit.