There are some interesting things to note about the A’s from David Pinto’s latest defensive report, where he shows (a) which pitchers had the best defensive support behind them in 2005, and (b) which pitchers produced the easiest balls for fielders to turn into outs.

First to note is that the A’s had a great defense last year. All of the A’s starting pitchers from 2005 show up in the upper half for best defensive support:

• Rich Harden led the majors
• Barry Zito was 10th
• Kirk Saarloos was 12th
• Joe Blanton was 26th
• Dan Haren was 44th

The result was more mixed with regards to which pitchers gave their fielders the easiest balls to turn into outs:

• Joe Blanton was 5th
• Barry Zito was 10th
• Dan Haren was 91st
• Kirk Saarloos was 106th
• Rich Harden was 109th

For Haren and Harden, this probably doesn’t hurt them much, because they’re strikeout pitchers. They don’t rely on their fielders as much as other pitchers. But for Saarloos, who strikes out very few batters, the fact that the balls he allowed into play weren’t particularly easy to field is not, I would think, a good sign of things to come.

This brings us to Saarloos’ replacement in the rotation, Esteban Loaiza. How were his numbers?

Easy to field: 13th best.
Defensive support: Next to last.

Of all the major league pitchers who had over 300 balls in play last year, only Carl Pavano had worse defensive support. Let’s compare Zito to Loaiza:

The numbers look awfully similar: they both pitched about the same number of innings, and produced similar levels of easy-to-field balls, but there’s one big difference: Zito’s defense turned about 44 more balls into outs than Loaiza’s.

It should be quite interesting to see what happens when Loaiza gets put in front of the A’s defense come April.

The San Francisco Chronicle has an interesting interview with A’s owner Lew Wolff today.

Juicy tidbit, about how to finance the new park:

Cities don’t have a lot of money these days, and when they go into the bonding capacity, at the end of the day, the city is on the hook no matter if you have a joint powers agreement or you have a parking bond or revenue bond or tax increment bond.

What cities do have, especially in the area of growth, and the Bay Area, good or bad, is growing, whether it’s growing right or not is not my decision totally, they have zoning rights. We call them entitlements; you’re entitled to build 1,000 apartment units.

Those entitlements are the new currency, in my opinion, for cities, governments and regionals and counties and so forth.

More interesting notes:

• The existing landowners north of the Coliseum wanted too much money. “Now all of a sudden, land that looked like it was $20 a square foot, they hear the A’s are there, all of a sudden, it’s Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.”
   
• In order to build a new park on the existing Coliseum site, the Coliseum board would probably have to acquire the old Home Base property on Hegenberger, for parking.
   
• First priority is Oakland, then Fremont and San Jose.
   

Reading between the lines, it seems that Wolff thinks a deal with the Giants over San Jose should be possible. I’d guess that the best way to get those rights is to threaten to build in Fremont. Fremont is in the A’s territory, where the Giants would get no compensation, but close enough to San Jose that the A’s would siphon off a lot of Silicon Valley revenue. Would the Giants rather have the A’s in Fremont and get no compensation, or have them in San Jose and receive $100 million (or whatever it would cost)?

The long-awaited first domino of any potential Zito-to-the-Mets deal has finally fallen. Today, the Mets traded Kris Benson to Baltimore for Jorge Julio and John Maine.

Buster Olney speculates that this could be a precursor to the Mets signing Jeff Weaver, but MetsBlog speculates that it could also be a precursor to a Zito trade.

John Maine being part of this deal is interesting, because Maine was one of the rumored pieces last year, when Billy Beane was shopping Tim Hudson and Mark Mulder to the Orioles.

If a Zito trade happens, I’d guess the scenario now looks something like this:

From Oakland to Boston: Jay Payton
From Boston to Oakland: David Wells (to replace Zito)
From Oakland to Mets: Barry Zito
From Mets to Oakland: Lastings Milledge, Victor Diaz (to replace Payton), John Maine

Whether something like that happens or not, we’ll just have to wait and see. Beane certainly didn’t slam the door shut on that possibility in his recent interview with Blez. Until Jeff Weaver and David Wells get new homes, we won’t know for sure.

Update: Or maybe not. Looks like the Red Sox are about to acquire Coco Crisp, so they won’t need Payton. Which might mean the Red Sox would want Justin Duchscherer for Wells, as previously rumored. That would mean that the A’s wouldn’t need Diaz, but that the A’s would want Aaron Heilman instead, to replace Duchscherer. Mets GM Omar Minaya is probably reluctant to part with both Heilman and Milledge, so this deal is looking less likely now.

Some follow-up data on yesterday’s Humbugardy bonus question, where it was revealed that the mean geographic center of the 30 major league ballparks is by Pea Ridge Road in Tuscumbia, Missouri.

The mean geographic center (calculated by averaging the latitudes and longitudes of ballpark locations) of the American League is near Monroe City, Missouri. The mean geographic center of the National League is on Logan Ridge Road, near Highlandville, Missouri.

Nearest towns to the mean geographic centers, by division:
AL West: Caliente, NV.
AL Central: Addison, IL.
AL East: Upper Marlboro, MD.
NL West: Boulder City, NV.
NL Central: Birds, IL.
NL East: Bailey, NC.

Mean geographic centers for popular rivalries:
Red Sox/Yankees: at the end of North Maple Street, East Hampton, CT.
Dodgers/Giants: in the hills south of Coalinga, CA.
Cards/Cubs: two miles east of Heyworth, IL.

Same metro area:
Cubs/White Sox: N Union Ave at W Kinzie St, Chicago.
Dodgers/Angels: Emmons Way, Santa Fe Springs.
Giants/A’s: In San Francisco Bay, near Encinal High School, Alameda.
Mets/Yankees: On Rikers Island.

Yes, really, it’s true…if you meet the Mets and Yankees halfway, you end up in prison.

You ever have one of those weeks where there are just too many coincidences for comfort? The very evening I found my kids discussing macaroni and cheese rain, and I wrote about it, my sister-in-law turned the TV to the Food Network to watch Unwrapped. And what were they covering that evening? A man who collects macaroni and cheese boxes, of course.

* * *

I went to the Baseball As America exhibit at the Oakland Museum yesterday, and I left somewhat disappointed and bewildered.

It wasn’t that they didn’t have an impressive list of memorabilia: Babe Ruth’s bat, Shoeless Joe’s shoes, Jackie Robinson’s uniform, Honus Wagner’s baseball card…but somehow it just didn’t make quite the emotional impact I expected.

Perhaps it was the way everything was displayed. Nearly everything was behind glass, each item crammed into a three-foot-wide display case with about 30 other items. It’s hard to contemplate one thing, when there were about thirty other things to contemplate right beside it. Your eyes bounce around from item to item, and you can’t pull it all into your mind.

In the rare cases where a small set of items were displayed by themselves, there was a greater emotional effect. The Honus Wagner card was in a case all by its lonesome, and it did make an impact. I was struck by how small it was, but even more struck by the color. I had seen pictures of it in books and online…but in person the colors were far more vivid than I had imagined.

Jackie Robinson’s uniform was off by itself, too. The thing that grabbed me about that was not the history behind the man who wore the uniform, but the low-tech nature of the “Dodgers” script on the uniform. It looked like scissor-cut felt that had been hand-sewn on by Grandma. The result was an emotional effect quite the opposite of what you’d expect and want: instead of being pulled in and empathizing with Robinson’s plight, I was struck with a distance…those events suddenly seemed so far away from our globalized, mechanized, high-tech age. It was a different era.

I was grateful to see some of the A’s memorabilia on display: Rickey Henderson’s 938th stolen base (with white shoes), Catfish Hunter’s perfect game cap, the 1989 World Series trophy. Good times, but all too brief. We need an Oakland A’s historical museum–as long as it’s not filled with the kitchen sink. Sometimes, less is more.

Which I suppose why, overall, the show left me numb. Some choices were strange: Curt Flood’s letter to Bowie Kuhn, Shoeless Joe’s shoes, Bobby Thomson’s bat…they all get crammed in with a bunch of other stuff, while the San Diego Chicken costume gets its own display case. Huh?

* * *

Oddly, the biggest emotional event of the day, for me, involved football. Yesterday morning, for some reason, Jason Kottke put up a link to a three-year-old article about The Play. A good article bringing back some happy memories. “The Bears…have won!”

One thing I learned from the article that I did not know: White Sox GM Kenny Williams was on that Stanford football team. So that afternoon, when I came across Freddie Garcia’s cap from the 2005 World Series at the museum exhibit, I naturally started thinking about well Williams’ trade for Garcia turned out, which led me back to thinking about The Play.

Now here’s the weird part: moments later, I found myself at the museum standing shoulder-to-shoulder with Joe “Oh, the band is out on the field!” Starkey himself, staring at a display of baseballs autographed by U.S. Presidents. One minute I’m staring at an LP record of the most famous call in baseball history (“The Giants Win the Pennant”), locked behind a pane of glass. The next minute, I’m standing next to the man who made the most famous call in college football history, a call I was thinking about just a few minutes before.

The irony was palpable. Here was history contemplating history. Here was history that I was contemplating suddenly showing up in the flesh to contemplate history that I was contemplating.

A little while later, my two daughters were each seated at these touch-screen computers with stories about Hall-of-Fame members. My youngest daughter got up from her seat to go annoy her older sister at the other seat. As she got up, Starkey stepped in to take her place. He immediately started browsing through a list of White Sox Hall of Famers…the very team that I was contemplating that made me contemplate Starkey’s call in the first place.

At that point, I think if Starkey had suddenly pulled out a bowl of macaroni and cheese and started eating it as he sat in front of that computer, I would have instantly run out into the courtyard of the Oakland Museum and shouted “Tech Support! Tech Support!” at the top of my lungs.

Reading through the WBC rosters is interesting. Dan Haren (USA, Holland) and Marco Scutaro (Italy, Venezuela) are listed on two rosters.

Haren and Mark Mulder, once traded for each other, could be teammates on Holland’s roster. I think the WBC may be confused about Holland…it’s supposed to mean Holland the country, not Holland, Michigan. I wonder if Mark Mulder even knew he was Dutch. MLB probably hired some geneologists to research every player’s heritage. Guess what, Mark? Your great-great-great-grandpa was from Haarlem. (Side note: If you ever lived in NYC’s Harlem, are you eligible for the Dutch team? Or even anywhere in NYC? After all, even old New York was once New Amsterdam…)

Kirk Saarloos is on the Dutch team, too. At least his name has requisite Double-Dutch vowels. Perhaps we should change the spelling of his teammates’ names, to make them appear more authentic. Dan van Haaren, meet Mark Muuldijr.

Barry Zito is off the USA roster, for some reason. Did he just not feel like it? Did he have an A-Rod like moment where he could decide if he was American or Italian, and decided he was neither? Certainly, I’d rather have Zito on my roster than Haren, especially if Haren is going to be a double-agent for those sneaky Dutchmen. But maybe someone discovered Zito was going to be a double agent, too? Or a triple agent? Is this all part of an international conspiracy?

It’s too complex for me. I’m not ready for this national pride stuff. Let me warm up with some intense curling action from Turino first, and then I’ll get back to you…

The Seattle Mariners were the dominant heavyweight of 2003. The won 32 title bouts, twice as many as their nearest rival, the Oakland A’s. All 32 victories came in the first half of the year.

The year was a bit unusual, in that there were two separate pivot games. The NL grabbed the crown on June 29, when the Padres beat the Mariners, 8-6. However, due to a makeup interleague game, the AL was able to grab the crown back on September 1, when the Red Sox beat the Phillies, 13-9.

That unusual fact helped create another unusual fact: the Devil Rays ended the regular season as champions. That sure sounds strange, doesn’t it?

2003 Heavyweight of the Year: Seattle Mariners
Final 2003 Regular Season Champ: Tampa Bay Devil Rays

2003 Heavyweight Standings

 W  L Team
32 16 SEA
16 14 OAK
14  6 BOS
12  8 NYA
12 10 SDN
12 13 LAN
8  5 CHN
6  6 MIN
6 13 ANA
5  6 PHI
5  7 NYN
5  8 SLN
4  1 COL
4  3 SFN
4  7 TBA
3  3 MON
3  4 PIT
3  6 TEX
3  6 CLE
2  4 ATL
2  7 DET
1  3 BAL
1  3 HOU
1  4 CHA
0  1 TOR
Game Log
20030330: TEX 6, ANA 3.  Champ: TEX.
20030401: TEX 0, ANA 10.  Champ: ANA.
20030402: TEX 5, ANA 11.  Champ: ANA.
20030404: ANA 3, OAK 7.  Champ: OAK.
20030405: ANA 2, OAK 4.  Champ: OAK.
20030406: ANA 6, OAK 7.  Champ: OAK.
20030408: OAK 2, TEX 1.  Champ: OAK.
20030409: OAK 13, TEX 5.  Champ: OAK.
20030410: OAK 4, TEX 5.  Champ: TEX.
20030411: TEX 4, SEA 2.  Champ: TEX.
20030412: TEX 4, SEA 13.  Champ: SEA.
20030413: TEX 3, SEA 4.  Champ: SEA.
20030414: OAK 3, SEA 4.  Champ: SEA.
20030415: OAK 3, SEA 5.  Champ: SEA.
20030416: OAK 4, SEA 1.  Champ: OAK.
20030417: OAK 3, SEA 4.  Champ: SEA.
20030418: SEA 8, ANA 2.  Champ: SEA.
20030419: SEA 6, ANA 7.  Champ: ANA.
20030420: SEA 7, ANA 6.  Champ: SEA.
20030422: CLE 5, SEA 8.  Champ: SEA.
20030423: CLE 0, SEA 4.  Champ: SEA.
20030424: CLE 2, SEA 4.  Champ: SEA.
20030425: DET 0, SEA 6.  Champ: SEA.
20030426: DET 6, SEA 4.  Champ: DET.
20030427: DET 3, SEA 4.  Champ: SEA.
20030429: SEA 6, NYA 0.  Champ: SEA.
20030430: SEA 5, NYA 8.  Champ: NYA.
20030501: SEA 1, NYA 2.  Champ: NYA.
20030502: OAK 3, NYA 5.  Champ: NYA.
20030503: OAK 5, NYA 3.  Champ: OAK.
20030504: OAK 2, NYA 0.  Champ: OAK.
20030506: CHA 0, OAK 6.  Champ: OAK.
20030507: CHA 8, OAK 4.  Champ: CHA.
20030508: CHA 5, OAK 8.  Champ: OAK.
20030509: NYA 2, OAK 7.  Champ: OAK.
20030510: NYA 5, OAK 2.  Champ: NYA.
20030511: NYA 2, OAK 5.  Champ: OAK.
20030513: OAK 3, DET 1.  Champ: OAK.
20030514: OAK 1, DET 2.  Champ: DET.
20030515: OAK 11, DET 2.  Champ: OAK.
20030516: OAK 2, CLE 3.  Champ: CLE.
20030517: OAK 2, CLE 4.  Champ: CLE.
20030518: OAK 8, CLE 5.  Champ: OAK.
20030520: MIN 1, OAK 4.  Champ: OAK.
20030521: MIN 4, OAK 3.  Champ: MIN.
20030522: MIN 6, OAK 5.  Champ: MIN.
20030523: MIN 2, SEA 5.  Champ: SEA.
20030524: MIN 7, SEA 2.  Champ: MIN.
20030525: MIN 3, SEA 1.  Champ: MIN.
20030527: OAK 3, MIN 4.  Champ: MIN.
20030528: OAK 5, MIN 6.  Champ: MIN.
20030529: SEA 10, MIN 6.  Champ: SEA.
20030530: SEA 6, MIN 0.  Champ: SEA.
20030531: SEA 5, MIN 2.  Champ: SEA.
20030601: SEA 9, MIN 5.  Champ: SEA.
20030603: SEA 4, PHI 0.  Champ: SEA.
20030604: SEA 7, PHI 2.  Champ: SEA.
20030605: SEA 5, PHI 4.  Champ: SEA.
20030606: SEA 2, NYN 3.  Champ: NYN.
20030608: SEA 13, NYN 1.  Champ: SEA.
20030608: SEA 7, NYN 0.  Champ: SEA.
20030610: MON 7, SEA 3.  Champ: MON.
20030611: MON 3, SEA 1.  Champ: MON.
20030612: MON 0, SEA 1.  Champ: SEA.
20030613: ATL 1, SEA 2.  Champ: SEA.
20030614: ATL 3, SEA 1.  Champ: ATL.
20030615: ATL 1, SEA 2.  Champ: SEA.
20030616: ANA 3, SEA 6.  Champ: SEA.
20030617: ANA 4, SEA 8.  Champ: SEA.
20030618: ANA 0, SEA 2.  Champ: SEA.
20030619: ANA 2, SEA 0.  Champ: ANA.
20030620: ANA 2, LAN 5.  Champ: LAN.
20030621: ANA 2, LAN 4.  Champ: LAN.
20030622: ANA 6, LAN 3.  Champ: ANA.
20030624: SEA 6, ANA 4.  Champ: SEA.
20030625: SEA 3, ANA 6.  Champ: ANA.
20030626: SEA 10, ANA 6.  Champ: SEA.
20030627: SDN 2, SEA 8.  Champ: SEA.
20030628: SDN 6, SEA 0.  Champ: SDN.
20030629: SDN 8, SEA 6.  Champ: SDN. (Pivot #1)
20030701: SDN 7, LAN 1.  Champ: SDN.
20030702: SDN 4, LAN 3.  Champ: SDN.
20030703: SDN 7, LAN 4.  Champ: SDN.
20030704: SFN 8, SDN 6.  Champ: SFN.
20030705: SFN 2, SDN 5.  Champ: SDN.
20030706: SFN 3, SDN 2.  Champ: SFN.
20030707: SLN 1, SFN 5.  Champ: SFN.
20030708: SLN 3, SFN 8.  Champ: SFN.
20030709: SFN 7, COL 11.  Champ: COL.
20030710: SFN 3, COL 11.  Champ: COL.
20030711: LAN 6, COL 7.  Champ: COL.
20030712: LAN 3, COL 5.  Champ: COL.
20030713: LAN 9, COL 3.  Champ: LAN.
20030717: SLN 3, LAN 6.  Champ: LAN.
20030718: SLN 5, LAN 8.  Champ: LAN.
20030719: SLN 3, LAN 1.  Champ: SLN.
20030720: SLN 10, LAN 7.  Champ: SLN.
20030721: SLN 4, SDN 5.  Champ: SDN.
20030722: SLN 2, SDN 3.  Champ: SDN.
20030723: SLN 8, SDN 4.  Champ: SLN.
20030725: PIT 10, SLN 5.  Champ: PIT.
20030726: PIT 8, SLN 13.  Champ: SLN.
20030727: PIT 3, SLN 4.  Champ: SLN.
20030728: PIT 3, SLN 0.  Champ: PIT.
20030729: SDN 8, PIT 7.  Champ: SDN.
20030730: SDN 2, PIT 7.  Champ: PIT.
20030731: SDN 10, PIT 7.  Champ: SDN.
20030801: SDN 0, PHI 6.  Champ: PHI.
20030802: SDN 6, PHI 4.  Champ: SDN.
20030802: SDN 4, PHI 10.  Champ: PHI.
20030803: SDN 5, PHI 2.  Champ: SDN.
20030805: CHN 3, SDN 0.  Champ: CHN.
20030806: CHN 3, SDN 2.  Champ: CHN.
20030807: CHN 9, SDN 3.  Champ: CHN.
20030808: CHN 1, LAN 3.  Champ: LAN.
20030809: CHN 1, LAN 6.  Champ: LAN.
20030810: CHN 3, LAN 1.  Champ: CHN.
20030811: HOU 3, CHN 1.  Champ: HOU.
20030812: HOU 0, CHN 3.  Champ: CHN.
20030813: HOU 4, CHN 6.  Champ: CHN.
20030814: HOU 1, CHN 7.  Champ: CHN.
20030815: LAN 1, CHN 2.  Champ: CHN.
20030816: LAN 10, CHN 5.  Champ: LAN.
20030817: LAN 3, CHN 0.  Champ: LAN.
20030819: MON 7, LAN 5.  Champ: MON.
20030820: MON 1, LAN 4.  Champ: LAN.
20030821: MON 1, LAN 2.  Champ: LAN.
20030822: NYN 1, LAN 2.  Champ: LAN.
20030823: NYN 4, LAN 0.  Champ: NYN.
20030824: NYN 2, LAN 1.  Champ: NYN.
20030826: NYN 6, ATL 5.  Champ: NYN.
20030827: NYN 1, ATL 4.  Champ: ATL.
20030828: NYN 3, ATL 1.  Champ: NYN.
20030829: PHI 7, NYN 0.  Champ: PHI.
20030830: PHI 4, NYN 2.  Champ: PHI.
20030831: PHI 4, NYN 1.  Champ: PHI.
20030901: BOS 13, PHI 9.  Champ: BOS.  (Pivot #2)
20030902: BOS 2, CHA 1.  Champ: BOS.
20030903: BOS 5, CHA 4.  Champ: BOS.
20030905: BOS 9, NYA 3.  Champ: BOS.
20030906: BOS 11, NYA 0.  Champ: BOS.
20030907: BOS 1, NYA 3.  Champ: NYA.
20030908: TOR 3, NYA 9.  Champ: NYA.
20030909: DET 2, NYA 4.  Champ: NYA.
20030910: DET 5, NYA 15.  Champ: NYA.
20030911: DET 2, NYA 5.  Champ: NYA.
20030912: TBA 4, NYA 10.  Champ: NYA.
20030913: TBA 5, NYA 6.  Champ: NYA.
20030913: TBA 3, NYA 6.  Champ: NYA.
20030914: TBA 5, NYA 2.  Champ: TBA.
20030915: TBA 2, BOS 8.  Champ: BOS.
20030916: TBA 2, BOS 3.  Champ: BOS.
20030917: TBA 7, BOS 0.  Champ: TBA.
20030918: TBA 3, BOS 4.  Champ: BOS.
20030919: BOS 2, CLE 0.  Champ: BOS.
20030920: BOS 4, CLE 13.  Champ: CLE.
20030921: BOS 2, CLE 0.  Champ: BOS.
20030922: BAL 5, BOS 7.  Champ: BOS.
20030923: BAL 5, BOS 6.  Champ: BOS.
20030924: BAL 7, BOS 3.  Champ: BAL.
20030925: BAL 3, BOS 14.  Champ: BOS.
20030926: BOS 7, TBA 2.  Champ: BOS.
20030927: BOS 4, TBA 5.  Champ: TBA.
20030928: BOS 1, TBA 3.  Champ: TBA.

OK, I’ll have the Final Humbugardy question later this week. But first, a bonus answer, worth 500 points:

Here at Catfish Stew, we followed the MLB Heavyweight Championships during the 2005 season. This is where we treat the MLB championships like boxing: if you beat the champ, you’re the new champ. The A’s ended up being the 2005 Heavyweight of the Year, with the most title bout victories. The final champ was the World Series Champs, the Chicago White Sox.

Now I’m going to go back and look at previous Heavyweight seasons. We’ll begin with 2004. 2004 was dominated by the Houston Astros, who grabbed the title on August 30, and then steamrolled through the entire month of September. They won both the Heavyweight of the Year, and the Final Champ honors.

The “pivot game” took place on June 17, when the Cardinals beat the A’s 5-4. Jim Mecir coughed up three runs in the bottom of the ninth without retiring a batter. (Shortly thereafter, because of late-inning failures such as this, the A’s traded for Octavio Dotel.) The schedule never gave the American League another opportunity to fight for the crown.

2004 Heavyweight of the Year: Houston Astros
Final 2004 Regular Season Champ: Houston Astros

2004 Heavyweight Standings:

W  L Team

34 13 HOU

22 20 FLO

21 27 CIN

20 10 ATL

19 19 PIT

13 14 SLN

11 13 MON

4  9 ARI

4 14 MIL

6  3 OAK

3 10 NYN

2  1 SFN

2  5 PHI

0  3 COL

Game Logs

20040406: MON 3, FLO 4.  Champ: FLO.

20040407: MON 3, FLO 2.  Champ: MON.

20040408: MON 0, FLO 3.  Champ: FLO.

20040409: PHI 3, FLO 4.  Champ: FLO.

20040410: PHI 3, FLO 5.  Champ: FLO.

20040411: PHI 1, FLO 3.  Champ: FLO.

20040413: FLO 5, MON 0.  Champ: FLO.

20040414: FLO 9, MON 0.  Champ: FLO.

20040415: FLO 3, MON 0.  Champ: FLO.

20040416: FLO 4, ATL 5.  Champ: ATL.

20040417: FLO 1, ATL 4.  Champ: ATL.

20040418: FLO 2, ATL 3.  Champ: ATL.

20040420: ATL 2, CIN 3.  Champ: CIN.

20040421: ATL 9, CIN 5.  Champ: ATL.

20040422: ATL 3, CIN 5.  Champ: CIN.

20040423: CIN 6, PIT 4.  Champ: CIN.

20040424: CIN 9, PIT 7.  Champ: CIN.

20040425: CIN 0, PIT 6.  Champ: PIT.

20040426: CIN 5, PIT 2.  Champ: CIN.

20040427: CIN 8, MIL 9.  Champ: MIL.

20040428: CIN 9, MIL 10.  Champ: MIL.

20040430: PIT 4, MIL 2.  Champ: PIT.

20040501: PIT 8, MIL 7.  Champ: PIT.

20040502: PIT 4, MIL 3.  Champ: PIT.

20040504: PIT 3, HOU 4.  Champ: HOU.

20040505: PIT 2, HOU 6.  Champ: HOU.

20040506: PIT 2, HOU 5.  Champ: HOU.

20040507: HOU 5, ATL 3.  Champ: HOU.

20040508: HOU 4, ATL 5.  Champ: ATL.

20040509: HOU 2, ATL 1.  Champ: HOU.

20040511: FLO 1, HOU 6.  Champ: HOU.

20040512: FLO 5, HOU 2.  Champ: FLO.

20040513: FLO 3, HOU 2.  Champ: FLO.

20040514: FLO 3, SLN 6.  Champ: SLN.

20040515: FLO 0, SLN 4.  Champ: SLN.

20040516: FLO 3, SLN 2.  Champ: FLO.

20040518: HOU 9, FLO 2.  Champ: HOU.

20040519: HOU 10, FLO 2.  Champ: HOU.

20040520: HOU 2, FLO 6.  Champ: FLO.

20040521: ARI 5, FLO 6.  Champ: FLO.

20040522: ARI 2, FLO 11.  Champ: FLO.

20040523: ARI 4, FLO 3.  Champ: ARI.

20040524: ARI 5, FLO 13.  Champ: FLO.

20040525: FLO 2, CIN 5.  Champ: CIN.

20040526: FLO 3, CIN 0.  Champ: FLO.

20040527: FLO 5, CIN 2.  Champ: FLO.

20040528: NYN 1, FLO 2.  Champ: FLO.

20040529: NYN 2, FLO 3.  Champ: FLO.

20040530: NYN 6, FLO 8.  Champ: FLO.

20040531: CIN 9, FLO 7.  Champ: CIN.

20040601: CIN 7, FLO 6.  Champ: CIN.

20040602: CIN 3, FLO 1.  Champ: CIN.

20040604: MON 4, CIN 2.  Champ: MON.

20040605: MON 3, CIN 6.  Champ: CIN.

20040606: MON 5, CIN 6.  Champ: CIN.

20040607: CIN 2, OAK 13.  Champ: OAK.

20040608: CIN 6, OAK 10.  Champ: OAK.

20040609: CIN 8, OAK 17.  Champ: OAK.

20040611: PIT 1, OAK 6.  Champ: OAK.

20040612: PIT 11, OAK 12.  Champ: OAK.

20040613: PIT 3, OAK 13.  Champ: OAK.

20040615: OAK 4, SLN 8.  Champ: SLN.

20040616: OAK 2, SLN 6.  Champ: SLN.

20040617: OAK 4, SLN 5.  Champ: SLN.  (Pivot game)

20040618: CIN 3, SLN 4.  Champ: SLN.

20040619: CIN 2, SLN 9.  Champ: SLN.

20040620: CIN 6, SLN 0.  Champ: CIN.

20040622: CIN 4, NYN 7.  Champ: NYN.

20040623: CIN 6, NYN 4.  Champ: CIN.

20040624: CIN 6, NYN 2.  Champ: CIN.

20040625: PIT 4, CIN 6.  Champ: CIN.

20040626: PIT 1, CIN 0.  Champ: PIT.

20040627: PIT 14, CIN 4.  Champ: PIT.

20040628: SLN 1, PIT 2.  Champ: PIT.

20040629: SLN 0, PIT 3.  Champ: PIT.

20040630: SLN 5, PIT 6.  Champ: PIT.

20040702: MIL 1, PIT 8.  Champ: PIT.

20040702: MIL 2, PIT 13.  Champ: PIT.

20040703: MIL 3, PIT 5.  Champ: PIT.

20040704: MIL 2, PIT 6.  Champ: PIT.

20040705: PIT 3, FLO 1.  Champ: PIT.

20040706: PIT 3, FLO 6.  Champ: FLO.

20040707: PIT 4, FLO 3.  Champ: PIT.

20040708: PIT 1, MON 2.  Champ: MON.

20040709: PIT 11, MON 0.  Champ: PIT.

20040710: PIT 0, MON 4.  Champ: MON.

20040711: PIT 1, MON 2.  Champ: MON.

20040715: MON 0, ATL 8.  Champ: ATL.

20040716: MON 5, ATL 1.  Champ: MON.

20040717: MON 2, ATL 6.  Champ: ATL.

20040718: MON 5, ATL 16.  Champ: ATL.

20040719: PHI 2, ATL 4.  Champ: ATL.

20040720: PHI 4, ATL 3.  Champ: PHI.

20040721: FLO 1, PHI 2.  Champ: PHI.

20040722: FLO 10, PHI 8.  Champ: FLO.

20040723: FLO 1, MON 2.  Champ: MON.

20040724: FLO 2, MON 6.  Champ: MON.

20040725: FLO 4, MON 6.  Champ: MON.

20040726: NYN 10, MON 19.  Champ: MON.

20040727: NYN 4, MON 2.  Champ: NYN.

20040728: NYN 4, MON 7.  Champ: MON.

20040729: NYN 10, MON 1.  Champ: NYN.

20040730: NYN 1, ATL 3.  Champ: ATL.

20040731: NYN 0, ATL 8.  Champ: ATL.

20040801: NYN 5, ATL 6.  Champ: ATL.

20040803: ATL 2, HOU 3.  Champ: HOU.

20040804: ATL 5, HOU 4.  Champ: ATL.

20040805: ATL 6, HOU 5.  Champ: ATL.

20040806: ATL 4, ARI 2.  Champ: ATL.

20040807: ATL 6, ARI 2.  Champ: ATL.

20040808: ATL 11, ARI 4.  Champ: ATL.

20040810: MIL 3, ATL 2.  Champ: MIL.

20040811: MIL 3, ATL 10.  Champ: ATL.

20040812: MIL 2, ATL 4.  Champ: ATL.

20040813: SLN 4, ATL 1.  Champ: SLN.

20040814: SLN 7, ATL 9.  Champ: ATL.

20040815: SLN 10, ATL 4.  Champ: SLN.

20040816: CIN 5, SLN 10.  Champ: SLN.

20040817: CIN 2, SLN 7.  Champ: SLN.

20040818: CIN 5, SLN 4.  Champ: CIN.

20040820: CIN 2, ARI 0.  Champ: CIN.

20040821: CIN 1, ARI 2.  Champ: ARI.

20040822: CIN 11, ARI 1.  Champ: CIN.

20040824: SLN 3, CIN 4.  Champ: CIN.

20040825: SLN 6, CIN 5.  Champ: SLN.

20040826: SLN 0, CIN 1.  Champ: CIN.

20040827: ARI 4, CIN 3.  Champ: ARI.

20040828: ARI 6, CIN 3.  Champ: ARI.

20040829: ARI 2, CIN 6.  Champ: CIN.

20040830: HOU 11, CIN 3.  Champ: HOU.

20040831: HOU 8, CIN 0.  Champ: HOU.

20040901: HOU 9, CIN 3.  Champ: HOU.

20040903: PIT 6, HOU 8.  Champ: HOU.

20040904: PIT 5, HOU 6.  Champ: HOU.

20040905: PIT 5, HOU 10.  Champ: HOU.

20040906: CIN 5, HOU 11.  Champ: HOU.

20040907: CIN 7, HOU 9.  Champ: HOU.

20040908: CIN 2, HOU 5.  Champ: HOU.

20040909: HOU 1, PIT 3.  Champ: PIT.

20040909: HOU 9, PIT 2.  Champ: HOU.

20040910: HOU 1, PIT 6.  Champ: PIT.

20040911: HOU 2, PIT 5.  Champ: PIT.

20040912: HOU 5, PIT 4.  Champ: HOU.

20040914: HOU 7, SLN 5.  Champ: HOU.

20040915: HOU 2, SLN 4.  Champ: SLN.

20040916: HOU 8, SLN 3.  Champ: HOU.

20040917: MIL 1, HOU 2.  Champ: HOU.

20040918: MIL 3, HOU 4.  Champ: HOU.

20040919: MIL 0, HOU 1.  Champ: HOU.

20040921: HOU 2, SFN 9.  Champ: SFN.

20040922: HOU 1, SFN 5.  Champ: SFN.

20040923: HOU 7, SFN 3.  Champ: HOU.

20040924: HOU 1, MIL 0.  Champ: HOU.

20040925: HOU 0, MIL 8.  Champ: MIL.

20040926: HOU 11, MIL 7.  Champ: HOU.

20040927: SLN 3, HOU 10.  Champ: HOU.

20040928: SLN 1, HOU 2.  Champ: HOU.

20040929: SLN 4, HOU 6.  Champ: HOU.

20041001: COL 2, HOU 4.  Champ: HOU.

20041002: COL 3, HOU 9.  Champ: HOU.

20041003: COL 3, HOU 5.  Champ: HOU.

The USS Mariner series on fandom via philosophy is highly amusing. A sample:

The act of ticket buying is contextualized into a supercapitalist theory that further denotes common ground between sexual identity, commerce, and the use of language to establish a narrative (“the owners are losing money” for instance) that further subjugates the fans who are, in the view of the poststructuralist, happily whistling while they pound out additional links in the chains that bind them at the feet of their masters.

I have no idea what that sentence actually means, but taking a metaphor and stretching it out to absurd lengths is a fun game for all ages. Why, just this morning I overheard my two daughters (ages 8 and 5) discussing the consequences of having clouds rain macaroni and cheese instead of water.

Their discussion focused mainly on the effects this would have on school lunches. You wouldn’t have to buy lunch, because you could just hold a bowl out and collect your lunch from the sky. But if it rained mac & cheese 27 days in a row, you would really get tired of mac & cheese for lunch.

But certainly, mac & cheese rain would have plenty of effects on baseball, too.

First of all, since mac & cheese would be abundant and cheap, a lot more things would be orange. Every ballpark would probably have orange seats. The A’s team colors would certainly be green and orange, instead of green and gold. And maybe the baseball itself would be orange, just as Charlie Finley once suggested.

The fields would have to be designed differently. Current drainage systems depend on the relatively sub-microscopic size of water molecules. Macaroni is much larger than water. After a macaroni storm, you’d probably need machines similar to snowplows to quickly remove the macaroni from the field. You’d also need somewhere to dispose of all the excess macaroni.

Mac & Cheese rain would affect the economic system of baseball, as well. Would fans spend $10 for a hot dog and a beer, if mac & cheese were freely available everywhere? No way. Can you drink anything besides milk with mac & cheese? Blecch, I don’t think so.

Beer sales would plummet, beer ad sales would plummet, and so television and radio revenues would plummet. Baseball’s whole economic system would collapse! To build a competitive team in this new economic landscape would require some very innovative thinking, the kind of creative ideas the Oakland A’s have always been at the forefront of. While the other teams complain about the macaroni problem, the A’s actually find a way to use it to their advantage. How they did it would be a mystery for many years, until finally unveiled in a best-selling book entitled Macaroniball.

Vince Cotroneo, formerly of the Texas Rangers radio booth, has been hired as the new radio announcer, filling the spot vacated by the late Bill King.

I don’t know much about him other than what’s listed in the article. Googling around, it seems that Rangers fans took some time to get used to him at first, but then they generally seemed to like him.

That’s what I’d expect to happen in any event, even if the A’s had hired Vin Scully instead of Vince Cotroneo. Whoever the new guy is, he won’t be Bill King, and that will be weird.

Way back when, Ken Korach wasn’t Lon Simmons, and that was weird, too. But now I love Ken Korach. Here’s hoping the same happens for Mr. Cotroneo.

Dear Bill,

This afternoon, the voice inside my head urged me to write you a letter. The voice did not explain this message at all. He just said, “Write Bill King a letter”.

Stupid voice. What am I supposed to say? I’m really tired of this.

Bill, if you’re looking for something to do up there in heaven, would you possibly consider becoming the new voice inside my head? My current voice is simply incompetent. I’m seriously considering letting him go.

That’s a rough thing to do after almost 40 years together, but it’s time I admit that nearly everyone has a better inner voice than me. For example, at dinner today, the family was discussing the wooden folding chair I have in my new office. I was struggling, like I always do, to find any words at all to insert into this conversation, even one which happens to be about my very own chair. I’m like, “Uh…uh…my chair is too hard.” And, “Uh…yeah, a new chair would be nice,” when my eight-year-old daughter blurts out, as casually as can be, “Any chair is comfy if you have a good book.”

Now where did that come from? That’s positively proverbial, like a line from a popular greeting card or one of those motivational posters or something. That girl has a wonderful muse. I stared at her in disbelief, trying to think of some way to reply, but I was simply unable to do anything but grunt like a caveman.

I need a new inner voice–one who, like you, Bill, could say just the right thing at just the right time. And this is the just the right time to make that change.

Last Friday was the 10th anniversary of my father’s death. Today, it’s been one month since my father-in-law passed away. And next week, Bill, it will be three months since you left us. My generation could once defer responsibility to yours, but that torch has now been passed.

My brother turns 50 on Saturday. I’ll turn 40 three weeks later. It’s our generation’s turn to steer the ship. We’re the ones who now have to go off to do heroic deeds, like raise a family, build a web site, or when needed, walk out on the ice.

People are relying on us now. As I looked at the calendar today, I felt weighed down by the sheer loneliness of that burden. Nonetheless, I accept the job. But the task sure would be a whole lot easier if I just had someone whispering in my ear the perfect words to say.

So please, Bill, think it over. You’re needed as much as ever. A generation turns its lonely ears to you.

With sincere gratitude,

Ken Arneson

The birdbrains who footed for Bruce,
But ducked doing likewise for Goose,
Sure ruffle my feather.
Why one, not together?
They must have some fowled-up excuse.

Bruce Markusen passes on the news that Paul Lindblad recently passed away.

Lindblad was the winning pitcher for the A’s in Game 3 of the 1973 World Series against the Mets, pitching shutout baseball in the ninth and tenth innings. In the 10th, he retired pinch-hitter Willie Mays on a groundout to end the inning. It was Mays’ final career at-bat.

I wish I could say I had some clear memory of watching Lindblad play, but I don’t really. I remember mostly my impression of him: as a reliable left-handed reliever. A quick look at his stats pretty much confirms that impression. In 1974-76, he pitched over 100 innings each year for the A’s, recording ERAs of 2.06, 2.72, and 3.06.

My other memory of Lindblad is from 1974, when as an eight-year-old, I obsessively collected Topps baseball cards. Lindblad’s 1974 card was, besides Blue Moon Odom’s, the most difficult A’s player card for me to find.

Looking at that card today, it makes me wonder how it could be that I don’t remember Lindblad playing. His follow-through looks positively Mitch Williams-esque. Don’t do that at home, kids.

But whatever the style, it worked for him. He had a career 68-63 record, with 64 saves, a 3.29 ERA, and three World Series rings, 2 with the A’s in 73-74, and one with the Yankees in 1978. That’s a career to be proud of.

There are basically three names floating around the A’s rumor mill these days: Barry Zito, Justin Duchscherer, and Frank Thomas. Beane is still “monitoring the situation” with Thomas. Just as an exercise, I thought I’d try to see what signing Thomas would do to the roster.

Here’s what the roster looks like right now, with my 25-man projection:

Active Roster
Pitchers
1. Joe Blanton
2. Kiko Calero
3. Juan Cruz
4. Justin Duchscherer
5. Rich Harden
6. Dan Haren
7. Joe Kennedy
8. Esteban Loaiza
9. Kirk Saarloos
10. Huston Street
11. Jay Witasick
12. Barry Zito

Catchers
13. Jason Kendall
14. Adam Melhuse

Infielders
15. Eric Chavez
16. Bobby Crosby
17. Mark Ellis
18. Dan Johnson
19. Antonio Perez
20. Marco Scutaro

Outfielders
21. Milton Bradley
22. Bobby Kielty
23. Mark Kotsay
24. Jay Payton
25. Nick Swisher

Optioned to Minors
Pitchers
26. Ron Flores
27. Jairo Garcia
28. Chad Gaudin
29. Shane Komine
30. Chris Mabeus
31. Dan Meyer
32. John Rheinecker
33. Matt Roney

Catchers
34. Jeremy Brown

Infielders
35. Freddie Bynum
36. Mike Rouse

Outfielders
38 37. Javier Herrera
39 38. Charles Thomas
40 39. Matt Watson

The first question about signing Thomas would be who would Thomas replace on the 40-man roster? Easy: replace Thomas (Charles) with Thomas (Frank)! Unless, of course, you’re not ready to admit the mistake in the Tim Hudson trade. Otherwise, drop Watson. Watson’s better, but he’s also older. Update: Disregard this paragraph. I can’t count. There are only 39 players on the 40-man roster. It appears there exists a number called “37” of which I was previously unaware.

A more difficult question is who would Thomas replace on the 25-man roster. The first thing that jumps out is that there are 12 pitchers. The A’s probably don’t really need 12 pitchers with the strength of that starting rotation. An 11-man staff would probably do fine, especially with guys like Kennedy, Cruz, Duchscherer and Saarloos, all of whom can throw multiple innings.

But who would you send down to Sacramento? Cruz or Saarloos, I guess, since they each have one option remaining, if I read my MLB rules correctly. But neither one of them really has anything left to prove in AAA.

The alternative would be to send down either Perez or Scutaro. But that leaves the infield rather thin at 2B, SS, and 3B. The A’s played for awhile with just one IF backup last year, and Ken Macha didn’t like it.

The result is a roster crunch if everyone is healthy. There are worse problems to have, I suppose.

* * *

The alternative is to free up a roster spot with a trade. Even without signing Thomas, at least one of those pitchers is going to have more value for somebody else than for Oakland. Someone is going to be wasting away, either in the bullpen or in AAA.

I’m sure Beane would love to trade Saarloos, if he could get anything decent in return. But with more and more teams subscribed to Baseball Prospectus, I’m sure Saarloos didn’t become as overrated as the A’s might have hoped after 2005. Red skies at night, sailors delight; extremely low strikeout rate, GMs take warning.

But the big question is Barry Zito and his impeding 2006 free agency. How do the A’s replace him in 2007, without reducing their chances in 2006?

Beane appears to be working from this starting point: trade Duchscherer to Boston for David Wells. There would be a dropoff in the pen, certainly, because Duchscherer was one of the A’s best pitchers last year, and presumably would be this year, too. But it might not be a huge dropoff, because there’s a lot of depth.

If the A’s make that trade, it leaves the A’s with two options:

1. Keep Wells for 2006, and trade Zito for prospects to help replace Wells in 2007, or
    
2. Keep Zito for 2006, and trade Wells for a prospect or two to replace Zito in 2007.
    

The rumors around option #1 have involved the Cubs and the Mets. We’ve heard all about those. The benefit here is that Zito would bring in a top-tier prospect that the A’s could have for the next six years.

The rumors around option #2 have focused on the Dodgers. The A’s wouldn’t get a top-tier prospect like Chad Billingsley for Wells, but probably a second-tier pitching prospect or two, like Edwin Jackson or Justin Orenduff. An additional bonus to this scenario is that the A’s would end up with a couple of extra high draft picks when Zito leaves.

In either case, the A’s end up with a solid 11-man pitching staff for 2006, a spot on the roster for Frank Thomas, plus some candidates to take over in 2007 at a fraction of the cost.

* * *

Without knowing exactly which prospects would return in these scenarios, it’s hard to discern which is the best way to go. We just sit and wait, as we always do this time of year.

Happy 2006, everybody. I’ve been somewhat quiet lately, due to Christmas, New Year’s, a memorial service, and all the attending family obligations. I’ve poked my head in, only to comment about two supremely important interrelated topics, Little People and string theory. The less important stuff, like the Hall of Fame, I’ve simply had to take a pass on.

Adding to that is that I’ve started working this week in a new office that has no Internet connection. The feeling of disconnectedness is quite odd, but on the other hand, my (non-blogging) productivity is much, much higher. I suppose that will decline a bit when the DSL line gets installed on Friday (knock on wood).

Fortunately, while I was busy, not much has happened. On the stadium front, the A’s are now officially disappointed in the progress on Lew Wolff’s Oakland ballpark proposal. Which makes the soccer idea even more sensical. On the trade front, David Wells and Barry Zito still have not been traded, although the focus of the rumor mill has shifted away from the Mets and over to the Cubs. The Cubs rumors are rather vague, so I don’t put much stock in them.

In other words, not much to see here, so move along, back to the office. If there’s some breaking news in the next few days…well, you probably won’t hear it here first.

Maury Brown has a profile of Charlie Finley over at Baseball Analysts. Part 1 today, Part 2 soon…check it out.

Oakland sure had its fair share of unconventional characters in my
childhood. Finley (who owned two teams in Oakland–the A’s and the NHL Seals).
The whole Mustache Gang. Al Davis. Franklin Mieuli. Billy Martin. Sandy
Alderson (a lawyer running a baseball team?). And of course, Bill King.

A couple of questions come to mind:

• It seems to me that a bigger deal is made of Moneyball and Billy
  Beane outside the East Bay than inside it. Perhaps we’re just used to
  the unconventional approach around here?
   
• Was this embrace of the unusual the chicken or the egg? Was this a
  precursor of the Silicon Valley innovative spirit in the Bay Area, or
  an early example of it?
   

* * *

Six former A’s on the Hall of Fame ballot: Goose Gossage, Tommy John,
Doug Jones, Willie McGee, Dave Parker, and Walt Weiss. Only Weiss spent
a big chunk of his career in Oakland. Did you know Weiss had a career .351 OBP?
I never would have guessed. He hovered around a .300 OBP for most of
his Oakland years. But four years in Colorado will do that for you.

* * *

Some former A’s moving around: Johnny Damon to the Yankees, Chad
Bradford to the Mets, and Eric Byrnes to the Diamondbacks. I wish them
luck in their new homes.

* * *

Kevin Millwood signed with the Rangers. I don’t think Millwood is
going to be a great pitcher for them, but it does change things in the
AL West a bit. Before, when facing the Rangers in a three-game series,
you were pretty much guaranteed to face at least one starting pitcher
who didn’t really belong in a major league rotation. I don’t think
that’s the case anymore. The Rangers may now have five mediocre
starting
pitchers (Millwood, Padilla, Eaton, Loe, Dominguez), but that’s quite
an improvement for them. And with the addition of Otsuka in the pen to
set up Cordero, I think Texas is going to be much harder to beat.

* * *

All quiet on the Zito front. However, it should be noted that:

• the latest Manny-to-Mets rumors do not involve Lastings Milledge, and
• David Wells still has not yet been traded to the West Coast.

Which means to me that Zito’s home ballpark in 2006 is still very much in question.

Rickey Henderson turns 47 today.  May he live to be 2,005, and keep playing the whole time.

Hope you and yours have a terrific holiday.

Hiram Bocachica:
I liked him as an A.
Hiram Bocachica:
I really wish he’d stay.
Hiram Bocachica:
I want him even though
(Hiram Bocachica)
I think his bat is slow.
Hiram Bocachica:
Keep him on the A’s!
Hiram Bocachica:
He deserves a raise!
Hiram Bocachica:
To the Hall of Fame!
Hiram Bocachica:
Simply for his name.

I’m sure you remember what you were doing on September 11, 2001.

But do you remember what you were doing exactly one decade earlier? Here’s what I was doing on September 11, 1991:

This happens to be a picture of Todd Van Poppel’s first major league pitch, to Tim Raines. And of my shoes. And of some orange seats.

Man, I had almost forgotten about those orange seats. They are better left forgotten, I think.

Also best left forgotten is how excited I was that Van Poppel might be a huge star, especially after he struck out five of the first six batters he faced. Unfortunately, the second time through the order, the White Sox figured Van Poppel out. Carlton Fisk took Van Poppel deep, and well…that was the last time I had dreams about Todd Van Poppel.